to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while